The horror. Sonic and Tails have been reduced to selling tubs of creatine supplements in some dude's town. Reader Dave sends word from Ontario:

I was passing this health food store in my city and noticed that several unlicensed SEGA characters graced it's window... I love SEGA and Dreamcast, but I'm still just surprised they didn't use Mario or Pokemon or something. At the local annual farm fair they were still offering sonic stuffed prizes at a couple of the rigged games, too. Maybe there used to be a game shop there and they just didn't wash the window.

There's something strange afoot at the Sport Nutrition Depot, Dave. Brian Ashcraft

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