British tabloid The Sun has an exclusive pretend interview with Sonic The Hedgehog, complete with fat man in Sonic costume. Quotes include:

• "Most people say I don't look 15 but obviously running faster than a leopard keeps me fit. I eat a good diet from all the forest fruit I consume. I also sneak into gardens for bread and bowls of milk old ladies put out, which is good for the skin."
• "I don't play many other games, but Sonic Riders was really good. Racing around on a hoverboard is wicked.
• I'm very busy now. I've a game on the PlayStation 3 and the Xbox 360 coming up which I am working on, and Sonic Rivals for the PSP is taking up loads of my time."
• "No. Knowing my luck, I'll have to save the world again." [When asked if he'll relax on his birthday]

So do you think the Sega PR rep. told The Sun what to write or just went ahead and wrote the painfully sad article themselves? Brian Ashcraft

More Sega Here... Lots More [UK:R]

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