I know, I know, we dare not speak his name lest we invoke his terrible presence. But it's OK to post something on him if it's comedic value outweighs the risks.

The wonderfully-named town of Skowhegan, Maine, has been gripped by a spate of "acid bomb" attacks, where bored kids cobble together some household ingredients to make a little boom-boom. Skowhegan Police Chief Butch Asselin thinks violent video games may be behind it. Now, where did he get that idea from....oh, of course.

**** ******** called Skowhegan Police to ask whether GTA was behind it.

So, ****, this is what you've resorted to. Scouring the entire nation's news, down to the inside pages of the most mundane local papers? Dis-a-ppointing.

I can only dream how that conversation went down:

"Hello? Skowhegan Police Department"

"HELLO. This is **** ********. Those kids? Those bombs? Wanna know who's behind it?"

"Uh...yeah! We got nothin!"

"Well, I'll tell ya! Grand Theft Auto! It was Grand Theft Auto what made them kids do it!"

"...Of course!" Luke Plunkett

Officials fear acid bomb popularity among teens [Morning Sentinel]

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