Kotaku: Sex

The Grand Theft Auto "Sex Beast"

Brian Ashcraft — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 06:40:00 MDT

And here we go. That's 19 year-old Ryan Chinnery. He stands accused to committing two sex attacks, which were supposedly inspired by Grand Theft Auto. According to British tabloid The Sun, Chinnery drove the streets looking to attack women he thought were prostitutes. None of the women he attacked were. A DNA sample found on his latest victim matched his, but Chinnery apparently claimed he was at home playing video games until he broke down and confessed. Says the case's prosecutor:

There may be some connection with the defendant admitting spending a lot of time playing that game.

A copy of GTA (not specified) was found at Chinnery's residence by police. Before you jump to conclusions about this story, jump to conclusions about this "exclusive" being from The Sun.

Sex beast copied Grand Theft Auto [The Sun via VG247]

Diablo III to be Gender Neutral

Stuart Houghton — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:20:00 MDT

Diablo II was a fun play, but you sometimes got the feeling that you were being pushed into gender roles. I mean, if a young woman wants to dual-wield a sword and a battleaxe in a fur bikini then, by the gods she should be able to become a barbarian.

Likewise, if a chap wants to master the power of sorcery then that chap shouldn't feel as though wearing a revealing dress is his only option.

Good news, then, that Blizzard has decided to move the Diablo franchise into the 21st century and make any Diablo III character class playable by either sex. Granted, it just means doubling the number of character models but it is stiill a nice gesture towards sort-of-realism.

For my money, though, it doesn't go far enough. Where are all the transgendered Necromancers? Don't oppress us, Blizzard!

Designer: ‘Diablo III’ Gender Choice A ‘Big Debate’ [MTV Multiplayer]

Chances of Having Sex Gaming Graph...

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 06:40:00 MDT

The above graph was made by some dude (NOT ME) to show a correlation between the hours he spent playing video games and the chances of him having sex with his wife. As you can see, playing video games over an hour causes this fellow's odds of getting some to nosedive south. And more than two hours causes those same odds to hit near impossible.

But, as game blog Hawty McBloggy points out, maybe this guy's chances look more like this:

Ouch!

Chances of having sex with my wife [GraphJam via Hawty McBloggy]

CNN Tackles Hot Spore Porn Issue

Mike Fahey — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:40:00 MDT

We had our fun with lewd and lascivious Spore creatures when the Creature Creator first hit, and then we were done, but some people just can't let go and move on. The plague of Spornography has become so widespread that even the folks at CNN can no longer turn a blind eye. At least they keep things classy.

But scrolling through the database — past the three-legged sea horse, past the seven-eyed wildebeest and the half-motorcycle-half-pig — revealed something many users didn't expect. Buried among the more wholesome attempts were two-legged dancing testicles, a "giant breast monster" and a four-legged, "phallic fornication machine," for starters.

You can almost hear the concerned-sounding voice of your nightly news anchor during a commercial teasing a full investigative report on how Spore is raping our children's minds.

The CNN report covers all of the angles. First the get the word from the Spore development team.

"Whether it's modeling clay, dolls or crayons, a small number of people can be counted on to use it for something vulgar," Lucy Bradshaw, "Spore's" executive producer, told CNN.

Modeling clay, dolls, crayons, mashed potatoes, doughnuts, small pieces of plastic you find on the floor...all of these have been used (by me) to simulate sexual acts in the past. Am I in league with the spornographers? Should I be campaigning for freedom of virtual penis like the 37-year-old web developer who calls himself "The Spornmaster?"

"It was a totally ridiculous overreaction," the 37-year-old Web developer said. "I admit it is silly and juvenile, but I don't think there's anything perverted, vile or awful about it. If people find it offensive, they can simply not search for it online. No one is forcing anyone to see this content."

Or perhaps I should side with the more morally upright but sadly ignorant segment of the population who wants to see such creations banned?

"I consider this very similar to child pornography, at least to the extent of distributing the material to children," 18-year-old Michael James from Calgary, Alberta, told CNN.

Just an FYI here James, giving pornography to a child, while reprehensible, isn't child pornography. It's giving porn to a child. Comparing a Spore penis monster to child pornography is like comparing a school shooting to the holocaust - it's stupid, and people tend to get angry at you when you do it. Or use it as an example.

No, I think I shall side with the more moderately against, like University of Georgia student Miles Moffit, who reacted with the characteristic grace and poise we Georgians have come to expect from a UGA attendee. "

My initial reaction to discovering it in my final game would be to ban it so it wouldn't show up again and then blow it to pieces for the sheer satisfaction of it," Moffit said. "Go ahead, create a walking phallus. See how long it lasts in the databases and galaxies of Spore."

Ahh yes, the sheer satisfaction of blowing up a giant penis monster. Yeah. Moving on.

Now EA of course will allow players to choose whether they want to see everyone's creations, only their friends, or none whatsoever, so parents really need not worry about their children being exposed to sex through EA's Spore.

Just...you know, everywhere else.

Video game's user content spawns naughty Web 'Sporn' [CNN Technology via Game Politics]

"Uncharted Is Structured Like A Porn Movie"

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 06:00:00 MDT

We like Uncharted. As website Action Button points out, it's the best game ever made about a dude in a T-shirt and jeans. The cutscenes were pretty good, too with sharp dialogue and everything. David Cage from French studio Quantic Dream explains how PS3 Heavy Rain is different from PS3 exclusive Uncharted:

Honestly, I loved the game. I thought Uncharted was very interesting. There was some very, very interesting aspects to it. The big difference between Uncharted and what we're doing here is that Uncharted was still structured like a video game. It gives you a bit of story, then action, then a bit of story, then action — like porn movies, when you think about it.

More adult film musing after the jump.

Porn movies are structured in exactly the same way, except that the action is not the same (laughter), but it's the same structure. Most video games are done like that. It's one thing to do a great cutscene, even if it's real time. It's another thing to try to tell the story as you play, so the story's not told through cutscenes — it's told through gameplay. So you don't need acting performance in cutscenes. You need interactive performance.

Guess that means Uncharted the best game ever made with the same structure as a porn movie about a dude in a T-shirt and jeans.

Dreaming of a New Day: Heavy Rain's David Cage [Gamasutra via Eurogamer]

Alpha Protocol Filled With Sexy Spy Sex

Mike Fahey — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:20:00 MDT

Obsidian Entertainment's Alpha Protocol isn't just similar to BioWare's Mass Effect in terms of interface, font, design, gameplay, and graphics - it's also got a sexy side. Agent Michael Thorton will have a bevy of ladies at his disposal throughout his mission, and depending on how he treats them he could very well get lucky with some, if not all the lovely ladies.

“It all depends on how you treat them,” Rucinski said. If you have a strong relationship with female characters, they may help with missions. However, he told me that some of them are “bats–t insane” and can get you into trouble. “One may ask you to assassinate a high-level person,” he added. “Maybe that’s not something you want to do, but she’s really hot. But there are obvious repercussions.”

See? These are the sorts of decisions guys named Michael have to deal with every day. We don't want to kill, but the ladies are so hot! Alpha Protocol will let players get busy with women via Mass Effect style cutscenes, with achievements for being a total manslut as well as just saying no repeatedly. Achievements for having sex? Fox is going to have a field day.

‘Alpha Protocol’ Will Have Plenty Of Sex Scenes, ‘Ladies’ Man’ Achievement [MTV Multiplayer]

Homebrew Japanese DS Development Brings Tentacles

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 03:00:00 MDT

We've gotten dangerous close to actual naughty games on the DS. But those always end up being big teases! Now, we're going to get an actual dirty game at this year's Comic Market this summer. The person who's making it says there are plans even to sell it in Akihabara after that. The self-made game's entirely homebrew and certainly does not have the Nintendo Seal of Quality — and never will! And the best part? The name of this 18 years old and up game is Half Elf Tentacle Assault. The developer says game play clips are forthcoming. For better or worse.

Hit the jump for a THANKFULLY pixelated promo-scan. Still might be NSFW, depending on where you work. You've been warned!

Half Elf Tentacle Assault [NSFW via Hatimaki]

Brain Age Gets Japanese Adult Video Homage

Brian Ashcraft — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:05:00 MDT

We're not really surprised that Brain Age got a dirty movie, we're just surprised it's taken so long! Originally released in Japan as Touhoku Daigaku Mirai Kagakugijutsu Kyoudoukenkyuu Center Kawashima Ryuuta Kyouju Kanshuu Nou o Kitaeru Otona no DS Training, the DS game was a smash hit back in 2005 and 2006. This August, naughty video company Moodyz is releasing adult video parody Chinpo o Kitaeru Otona no Ingenware Training (or "Dick Drilling Adult's Lewd Word Self Training"). The DVD stars Moodyz actres Hikaru Wakana (her blog, maybe NSFW), and the box features a label that says this DVD is for "One Player" and that "Ultimated Continues Are Possible."

For those, who haven't seen the Japanese box art for the original Brain Age and its sequel, click here and here.

NDS「脳トレ」のパロディAVが登場！ [Hatimaki]

From Erotic Games to Mainstream Games

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:00:00 MDT

Upcoming Platinum Games' DS game Infinite Line is being co-developed by Tokyo developer Nude Maker and directed by Nude Maker's Hifumi Kouno. Nude Maker? That's an interesting name! And meaningful. The company spent a few years, cutting its teeth on erotic PC games. Says Kouno:

I won't take this lightly. I do not feel that there's a big difference in my thinking between standard adult titles and consumer titles. We don't have the idea that we're really shifting gears as such... Generally, people looked down on adult titles just because they're adult titles. But this is just one genre that I want to experiment in as a game designer — just one avenue for my creativity. There may be other avenues for my creativity. I don't want to limit what I can explore as a designer, based on expectations... As part of writing scenarios, it's very important to understand human behavior. You have to address the basics of human feeling and motivation. The sexual urge and sexual motives are absolutely a core part of human behavior and a really primal urge. I think we can't forget that. I don't want us to forget that part of ourselves... I think people get love and sex mixed up a lot of the time, of course. Just straightforward sex in games, I don't think that represents love.

Sex and love are part of the human experience. It's a shame to see them pushed to the side and marginalized in gaming, while violence seems more "acceptable."

Q&A Getting Nude [Gamasutra via Insert Credit]

Hey! These Spoiler Metal Gear Solid 4 Screens Are NSFW

Brian Ashcraft — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:00:00 MDT

A lot of detail went into Metal Gear Solid 4. A lot. Why, just check out how much care went into rendering the face of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder suffering, Beauty and the Beast Corps member Laughing Octopus — plus the care given to her rear and crotch. No, wait! That's after the jump as some might find the screenshots spoilerific. Others might find them NSFW. And others will applaud Kojima Productions' attention to detail, S&M gear and helmet slime.

【MGS4】ビューティ＆ビースト部隊がエロ過ぎる、とにかくエロ過ぎる [Hatimaki]

You've Got Playboy Magazine In My MGS4!

Brian Ashcraft — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 02:00:00 MDT

Girly mags in Metal Gear Solid? Nothing new! So in an effort to keep with traditional and not disappoint, Playboy magazine pops up in Metal Gear Solid 4. As in past games, this girly magazine can be used to divert enemy troops' attention by leaving it on the ground, but having Snake read it boosts Snake's psyche. To "read" the mag, switch to FPS mode. Clever in-game joke: The cover says "Hideo Kojima Interviewed." Hit the jump for more images.

Playboy Spices Up MGS4 [Siliconera]

Age Of Conan Girls Get Accidental Boob Job

Mike Fahey — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:00:00 MDT

As if Age of Conan subscribers didn't have enough to complain about already, now Funcom goes and forces involuntary plastic surgery on them. In a perfect, happy world, no one would have been paying enough attention to their character's animated breasts to notice, but when certain players logged in after the latest patch and broke out the tape measure, they realized their enormous busts had been busted. AOC forum user Gust even went as far as to provide photo evidence, seen above. No need to worry though folks, as Funcom promises things will soon be back to abnormal.

Funcom can confirm that some of the female models in the game have had the size of their breasts changed. This is due to an unintended change in data that was introduced in an earlier patch, data which controls the so-called morph values associated with character models and the size of their respective body parts. We are working on a fix for this and your breasts should be back to normal soon.

Sometimes the world makes me very, very sad.

Botched boob job [Age of Conan Forums - Account Required - Thanks Henry!]

Swiingers

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 29 May 2008 06:00:59 MDT

Ah, yes. Swingers. Those interested in using game consoles to host orgies, listen up! Online swinger site Kasidie offers up some tips on how game consoles can be liven up an evening of sex with multiple partners. From the site:

Even the names of today's gaming consoles seem like they were geared towards swingers...

How'd you like to come back to my "Playstation" so I can put my "Wii" into your "Xbox"?

If you can make it through that line without cringing, perhaps you might be able to make it through the rest of the piece. Remember kids, writing about sex is way more difficult than actually having it!

The New Social Lubricant [Kasidie via Go Nintendo via Next-Gen] [Pic]

Massage Him! Clean Him! Finish Him!

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 29 May 2008 01:00:00 MDT

Forget frozen decapitation, bad sexual puns are the new fatalities. Fatally funny, that is!

(Man, the guy who plays Liu Kang gets dizzy by the end of the clip.)

Mortal Kombat Gets A Happy Ending [Topless Robot]

Video Game Sex Lecture Time

Brian Ashcraft — Tue, 27 May 2008 07:00:00 MDT

Savannah College of Art and Design grad student Daniel Floyd has put together this flash movie on the subject of video games and sex for his media theory course. Good job of summing stuff up. Loved the kicker.

Video Games And Sex [Rock, Paper, Shotgun via Alice]

Lucky Star Used For Prostitution Advert

Brian Ashcraft — Wed, 21 May 2008 06:00:00 MDT

Manga Lucky Star is pretty popular in Japan! The manga's characters play video games, and Lucky Star itself has already gotten a couple of DS games as well as a PlayStation 2 visual novel. Nerds love Lucky Star. Probably why the owner of this Osaka "delivery health" shop (think outcall call girl business) decided to use characters Kagami and Miyuki. Also, Kagami is a fan of shooting games — as in video game shooting games. Ah, nevermind.

俺の嫁がデリヘルwwwwww [Izakaya Ichiban]

Another List: Top Blue Ball Moments in Gaming

ogood — Sat, 03 May 2008 17:00:00 MDT

And weekends are made for lists, too. GamesRadar put up the seven top unrequited lust moments in gaming. The Sims, Leisure Suit Larry and, of course, the final rescue sequence in Super Mario Brothers make the list, but I think they missed about half a dozen more:

• Any strip poker game, any platform.
• Trying to pick up a hooker in a convertible in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
• Putting "Hot Coffee" on Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and realizing you're in San Fierro, and you're stuck at 30 percent with Katie.
• Driving back to Los Santos to get it on with Denise.
• Denise not being home when you get there. (this all happened when Crecente sent me the mod)

Anyone else have tales of thwarted nookie or nudity?

Top 7 Blue Ball Moments [GamesRadar]

The Arcade Majong Public Shame Part II Electric Boogaloo

Brian Ashcraft — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:00:17 MDT

Thought it couldn't get worst than NSFW mahjong moony man? It can't. But this, this is pretty damn close. Here, a gentleman is standing and up and stretching in front of a mahjong game. Remember it's okay to enjoy yourself in Japanese game centers, just don't enjoy yourself in Japanese game centers.

Many thanks to Luke for his Pointing Fish skills! The unfished pic is in the link below and not as bad as you think — whatever that means! Still, it's both a little NSFW and a lotta unsettling.
Mahjong Game Undressing Number 2 [Hatimaki]

Sasha Grey Talks Games (Not Sex)

Brian Ashcraft — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:00:02 MDT

Just because porn starlet Sasha Grey is into puking, that doesn't mean she's one dimensional. She's into gaming as well! Sasha is the proud owner of a Coleco Vision and enjoys playing games on her iPod when not doing other things. She adds:

It would be pretty dope to be a Tomb Raider, or Resident Evil type-character. Fuck it, let's go all the way: they put Jenna in GTA VC, why not put me in the GTA universe somewhere? But I'd have to be able to kick some ass...strapped with two MP5K's and a black and grey skintight outfit.

You hear that Rockstar? Sasha Grey is ready, willing and able. :/
Sasha Grey Talks Games [Giant Realm]

Butt Flasher Lady Returns For More Butt Flashing!

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:00:55 MDT

Even cops can't stop Ass Flasher. Tush thong lady Asuka Sawamoto hit Akihabara this week and hit it hard — two cheeks at a time. Previously, Sawamoto mooned all of nerdom, causing a mob scene of sweaty dorks with cameras and boners. The act hit Yahoo! News Japan. While the cops have been cracking down on Akihabara street performances to hopes of avoiding such shameful (and potentially dangerous) displays. The "singer" was back for the hat trick this Sunday, putting her arse out for the third time. This time TV crews were on hand to catch the cheeky act and butt in for a quick interview or two.

Hit the jump for a pic of the ass flashery madness! It's somewhat safe for work. But creepy as hell.

Sawamoto Flashing [Akiba Blog]

The Erotic Games EXPLOSION

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 04:00:02 MDT

Back in the 1980s, folks in Japan didn't really play erotic computer games. They were busy doing other things, 1980s things like making cassette mix-tapes and wearing Ray Ban Wayfarers. So like, it shouldn't come as a surprise that only 22 erotic games were released. That's nothing! There were probably 22 erotic games released this month alone. As website Canned Dogs points out, the big boom didn't happen until visual novels Shizuku Kizuato and To Heart were released in 1996 and 1997. By 1999, the number of ero releases spiked to 400 games. Last year, almost 550 erotic games went on sale. Compare that to the 360 games released on Japanese consoles last year. There are more ero games! That doesn't mean the erotic game market is bigger, just smuttier.
Eroge Sale Titles Years [August Dojin Data Base via Canned Dogs]　[Pic]

Hot Chicks In Stupid Game-Related Clips

Mike Fahey — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:00:00 MDT

If G4's old show Cheat - The Pringles Gamer Guide taught us anything, it was that cheat shows just don't work. The odds of someone looking for cheats and hints just happening to stumble upon a video for the exact game they are curious about before resorting to GameFaqs are just too high to even bother. They even tried replacing the host with a hot woman, and that didn't work out...but was it a scantily clad hot woman? SpikeTV combines cheat codes with attractive women in a way that slips right past sexy into a giant pile of stupid. "It takes more than one shot to take me out baby!" Don't waste your bullets.

Hot Chicks With Cheat Codes [Spike.com Via Fleshbot *NSFW*]

Americans More Offended by Sex, Gay Kissing Than Severed Heads

Brian Ashcraft — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:00:04 MDT

A recent poll on parenting game guide What They Play, asks this:

As a parent, which would you find most offensive in a video game?

The most offensive? A man and woman having sex. Second most? Two men kissing. Third was a graphically severed human head. Always found it odd that violence is okay, but sex is a no-no — especially in the US. Guess that's what happens when your country's founded by Puritans!
Attitudes to Sex and Violence [John Davison via Wired]

Screw Coffee, Evangelion Goes Rule 34

Brian Ashcraft — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:00:09 MDT

Evangelion is so popular in Japan that it not only has its own coffee, but its own shameful movie parody. Hello Rule 34! Osaka porn actress Nao Ayukawa takes on the role of "Rei" in naughty movie EVAN AyaX Rei in Ayukawa Nao as she does things. Various things. You might remember Ayukawa from previous roles in Maximum Ayukawa Nao, MAX GIRLS exciting and MAX Pink File Ano Pink File de Hakaseru! Then again, you might not.
EVAN Images NSFW [Akiba Blog]

Ass Flasher Idol Planning More Ass Flashery

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 06:00:15 MDT

Tush thong lady speaks! "Singer" and swimsuit model Asuka Sawamoto has hiked up her mini skirt to Akihabara nerds many times. No big whoop for her! It is for the Tokyo Metropolitan Police, who have been cracking down after her flashing incidents ended up on Yahoo! News Japan. Sure, we've all seen Asuka's hindquarters, but what about the woman behind the behind? What does she thing of the ballyhoo? The 22 year-old self-described "multi-sexy idol" says:

"I've always performed in sets of a live performance and photo shoot... I've been doing this stuff in Akihabara since July last year... I'm the most hated person in Akihabara... I can't help it if some people want to complain... And I'd say the warmer weather probably means I'll be showing even more skin than I have until now.

Yeah, coppers. She's been doing this since last July and always does live sets and photo shoots! Geeeez. Is this what the world has come to, where a multi-sexy idol can't even climb up on street posts and show her fundament to 200 plus Akihabara nerds? Whatever will the police think of next... Sawamoto Speaks [Mainichi]

Akibahara Cracks Down on Crack Showing

Brian Ashcraft — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:00:38 MDT

Cops are on the look out. They don't want it to happen again. Last time, it was an embarrassing spectacle. And then the time after that, embarrassing again! That's right, Akihabara police are doing their best to prevent ass flashing. Previously, "singer" Asuka Sawamoto hitched up her skirt, splashing her tush thong all over the internet. The story snowballed and was even picked up by Japan's Yahoo! News. The following Sunday, she showed up again, ready to perform and show NSFW rear-endage again. No wonder last Sunday, when girls in maid outfits (and other costumes) sing, dance and stand in the Akiba streets and sidewalks, police were on handle to prevent any ass hattery. That's right, cops were on patrol. Butt patrol.
Police On Patrol [Akiba Blog]

Win or Lose, You Get Sex

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:00:21 MDT

PC sex game publisher G-Collections newest title Lighting Warrior Raidy is so popular that a sequel has been announced even before the first game has gone on sale. What's the appeal? According to G-Collections:

With a classic combat feel in the tradition of the finest computer based RPGs, the player navigates the maze-like tower, fighting hordes of sexy monster women and gathering potions, weapons and armor to defeat the tower's twisted master. With the "sex if you win, sex if you lose" game system, Raidy is able to turn the twisted fetishes of the boss monsters against them if she defeats them in combat, or succumb to their wiles if she loses.

Oh. Okay. That explains it.
G-Collections [NSFW via Rock, Paper, Shotgun]

Chile's Bi-Sexual, Orgy Having Pokemones

Brian Ashcraft — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:00:36 MDT

Cross cultural exchanges are always fun — especially when sex is involved! Over in Chile, gender-bending teens called "Pokemones" hold public oral sex orgies called "ponceo." Says 15 year-old Natalia Fernandez:

Ponceo is about having fun... This time I had seven partners.

Poneco sounds like it's about having more than fun, it's about having STDs! The "Pokemones" take their inspiration from *you guessed it* Pokémon. These Chilean boys and girls mix and match androygynous fashions and are very much tuned into web culture. Apparently, they're the first urban tribe born during the internet age. "I guess we don't really think about politics or anything," says 16 year-old Valentina Espinosa. "We're not for anything, but we're not against anything, either—well, except our parents getting mad at us for being Pokemones." Of course we wonder if they say "I choose you" during those public orgies. That's only polite, no?
Rebels Without Cause [Newsweek via a geek by any other name] [Pic]

From Seiyuu To Dirty Parody Stars...

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 23:00:11 MDT

Previously, we've brought word of the risky Haruhi Suzumiya adult parody flick. But how do those stack up with the animated versions and the various manga incarnations? Or even the characters' voice actors? NOT SO GOOD. Check out these charts that show the characters' voice actors (seiyuu), various artists interpretations including the anime and ending up with the TMA dirty movie actors and actresses. Hit the jump to look at the fugly dude porn actors.

Interesting to note: The Mizuno Makoto manga was so despised by fans that it's not even considered part of the Haruhi canon.
Haruhis [Neta Michelin via Danny Choo]

School Girl Skirt Lifting

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:00:30 MDT

Erotic games really have the most imaginative in-store displays. No, really. Just check out this one for adult PC title Tsuri Baka ~ Gakuen Taikou! Jyoshikousei Tsuriage Adobencha— ~ ("Fishing Fool ~ Academy Antagonism! Schoolgirl Lifting Adventure ~"). The display features a hook, fishing line and a skirt. "Please try fishing" is also written in English. Okay, we will. But after the jump! Oh yes, we will.

More shenanigans at the game's TOTALLY NSFW official site.
Fishing Display [Moeyo! via Danny Choo]

Watch "Erotic" Wii Game Trailers

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:00:11 MDT

Time to take a look at risqué Wii game, Cleaning Squadron Clean Keeper! The CERO C (ages 15 and up) rated game has a fairly standard dating sim "adventure portion." The saucier stuff seems to be the cleaning mini-games, where your job is to remove brightly colored specs of dirt with cleaning tools like a Japanese fan, a feather duster and a whip. Uh-huh, right. It's not porn and very tame compared to the type of erotic games that inhabit PCs. (This is a Wii game after all!) Hit the jump for two game trailers, which are about the same. Skip ahead two minutes or so for the embarrassing stuff. Start at the beginning for the boring stuff. There's no nudity, and it doesn't get any more explicit than banana-eating. Still, they might be NSFW. They might be boring, too. YOU DECIDE.

Clean Keeper Site [Official Site via Siliconera]

GTA Critic Governor Spitzer Quitzers

Mike Fahey — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:20:17 MDT

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has called it quits. As you may recall, the long-time critic of Grand Theft Auto who once singled-out the game's use of prostitution was recently singled-out for his own use of prostitution. In a two-minute speech delivered at his office after what must have been an exciting motorcade ride from his home, the Governor has thrown in the towel, explaining that everyone must take responsibility for their conduct. I'm wondering if that includes children negatively influenced by violent video games? Right, let's not go crazy now.
Eliot, We Hardly Spitz Ye: The 2-Minute Resignation [Gawker]

UNICEF Campaigns to Stop Virtual Child Porn

Brian Ashcraft — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:00:58 MDT

While the Japanese government has been cracking down more and more on child pornography, Unicef feels the government's efforts have come up a little short. What's more, the organization has been campaigning the government to ban child porn imagery in manga, anime and games. (Note that Microsoft and Yahoo totally support Uniceft's campaign.) According to Unicef's definition, imagery like sailor uniforms should not be permitted in adult scenes. Meaning? That Unicef is saying that even adult videos that feature over 18 actresses should not be allowed to use underage imagery like school girl outfits and whatnot. Though, people who look under 18 would not be prohibited from doing what they do. Whatever that is.
Campaign to Make Virtual Child Porn [IT Media via Canned Dogs]

Pooh, Porn and Coleco Vision

Brian Ashcraft — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:00:39 MDT

Naughty video actresses get excited by things other than sex and money! Take rising star Sasha Grey (who was grilled by Tyra Banks). She's not only into things like punching and puking, but also Coleco Vision! In an interview with Hustler, Sasha says:

Favorite purchase of the past year? A brand new Coleco Vision...it's still in the box.

Hardcore! Pun intended! Hit the jump for the next two questions. If you are easily offended, best not to click over.

Favorite sex act to do in your own time? I like to shit, piss, and get fucked in the ass with my Elmo outfit on.
What kind of scenes would you like to do in the future that you haven't already done? Maybe a scene with 'special people'.

Wowzers. Most shocking of all? She's MySpace friends with shoe-eating German filmmaker Werner Herzog. Go figure!
Interview with Sasha [NSFW Hustler Thanks, Luckypictures!]

Is Virtual Sex Really Cheating?

torif — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:40:40 MDT

With all the talk about sexuality in games following the Mass Effect drama, it's interesting to see discussions centering around purposeful sex in games, such as Second Life. Author Tim Guest's new book, Second Lives: A Journey Through Virtual Worlds, takes a close look at the alternate lives, including sexuality, lived by people in Second Life. He spent months investigating virtual worlds and the people who inhabit them, from part-time virtual escorts, to a very serious virtual hitman, and many other personalities. In a Q&A with Nerve.com's Screen Digest, Guest reveals some of the interesting questions of morality, legality, and love that arise from the experience:

The people who get married in Second Life, the idea there seems to be that love is purely a product of the mind, and that just seems insane to me. The body has such a central role in our sexual lives, in our physical lives, that you can't just leave it behind.

Guest also addresses some of the other sexual experiences people seek in Second Life, and their motivation behind their actions. From people in long term relationships who want to find out what it's like to have a different sexual partner, to people who are physically unable to participate in real world activities for a whole host of reasons, Guest tries to delve into the minds of these people and provide some insight for the rest of us. From the Q&A, I get the impression that Guest approached his subject matter from very much an outsider's point of view, in the sense he didn't want to become too closely associated with the people he was watching, which make the ramifications of his book more interesting. Did he really get into the minds of the people who "live" in these virtual worlds, or was it more like trying to understand how a monkey in the zoo thinks? Either way, it should make for a thought-provoking read. The book is available on Amazon now.

Q&A with author Tim Guest [Nerve]

GTA Critic Politician In Prostitution Ring Bust

Brian Ashcraft — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:00:23 MDT

New York Gov. and critic of video game sex Eliot Spitzer has been linked to a prostitution ring. He apparently paid for sex. Federal investigators caught Spitzer via a phone tap in which the Governor planned to have a prostitute travel from New York to Washington, where he was on business, away from his wife and family. It's against Federal law to bring someone across state lines for the express purpose of prostitution. As game site GamePolitics points out, during his 2006 campaign, Spitzer uttered these now ironic words:

Like all parents, I know it is increasingly difficult to protect our children from negative influences... We have learned that when self-regulation fails, government must step in... We must do more to protect our children from excessive sex and violence in the media... Media content has gotten more graphic, more violent and more sex-based...
Currently, nothing under New York State law prohibits a fourteen-year old from walking into a video store and buying... a game like Grand Theft Auto, which rewards a player for stealing cars and beating people up. Children can even simulate having sex with a prostitute...

And crooked politicians can actually have sex with prostitutes on government business, so there. Ah, yes, this all makes perfect sense! Sooooooooo glad we all have our priorities straight.
Spitzer Linked to Prostitution Ring [NY Times via GamePolitics via Dtoid]

People Do More Gaming Than Sex Having in Bed

Brian Ashcraft — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:00:01 MDT

We already knew Brits like buying video games more than music. Now it seems like like playing video games more than doing each other. A survey from "bedroom specialist Sharps" polled 2,000 people in the UK about the most common activities in bed. What did the bedroom retailer find? Number one was sleeping, number two was talking. Three? That was watching TV. To see where gaming fell, hit the jump. It's surprising!

1. Sleeping
2. Talking
3. TV
4. Net surfing
5. Reading
6. Listening to music
7. Using the phone
8. Working
9. Computer games
10. Sex

Sex Not That Popular [Mirror via Game|Life] [Pic]

Staying Out of The Porn Game Ghetto

Brian Ashcraft — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:00:43 MST

PC game The Witcher is kinda saucy! It's not a sex game, but a monster-slashing game — a monster-slashing game that allows players to have sex with hookers. Hello in-game nudity! According to Michal Kicinski, CEO of The Witcher developer CD Projekt:

In Europe we are quite used to see many forms of sexual expression in fine art, books, films and even on television. The games are not seen much differently then. In order to see sexual references or various forms of sexual acts (although softer ones) we never had to cross over into pay-per-view TV or head off to the seedy part of town.
If we stay within the limits of good taste, without being explicit, we had always known that whatever we showed in The Witcher would be acceptable for our target, mature audience without banning us to some kind of 'porn' games ghetto... We just want to let mature gamers — the audience we created the game for - play the game they want to play. At 18 years of age, you can walk into a store in the US and buy movies, magazines, etc. that have much more objectionable content than what you can see in The Witcher.

If The Witcher ended up on consoles, it'd either get the ESRB's "Adults Only" rating or have to be significantly toned down. The AO rating would mean that the game wouldn't be approved by console makers, and major retailers like Wal-Mart wouldn't carry it. There's obviously a double standard at work here — with movies getting greater freedom than games. Not exactly fair, is it?
Porn Game Ghetto [MTV]

Five Very Dirty Shoko Nakagawa Doppelgangers

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:00:11 MST

Certainly, you haven't forgotten admitted-cat-head-swallower Shoko Nakagawa. Besides being a popstar and a big cosplaying otaku, she also co-hosts Sunday morning cartoon show Pokémon Sunday! With nerd cred the inevitable shameful movie homage (NSFW) complete with Shokotan lookalike shouldn't be surprising. Here's what is: Another (yes, another) phony Shoko Nakagawa adult flick has been released. Okay, so? So! This one stars not one, not two, not three Shoko Nakagawa clones, but five. That's correct FIVE. And they appear on screen at the same time! It's like they're cleaving off each other or something. Hit the jump for a slightly safe-for-work screen cap of them sitting around and talking to each other. Creepy!

New Shokotan Imposter Video [NSFW via Amazon]

Shinobi, The Skin Flick

Brian Ashcraft — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:00:21 MST

SEGA video game Shinobi? Not so risky! Shinobi the adult flick? MAXIMUM RISKY. Rule 34 aside, some unscrupulous individuals have turned SEGA's flagship ninja series into something, well, risqué, substituting shuriken and ninjato for more embarrassing weapons. Like the most recent Shinobi game Nightshade, this Edo-era Shinobi naughty flick features a female lead — several, rather, but in various phases of indignity. The movie stars Ruka Uehara, Shizuku Tsukino, Yuka Satsuki, Shuri Himesaki and Hitomi Hasegawa (all Wiki links). After the jump, we've put the MAXIMUM amount box art as we possibly can!

Keep in mind the disgraceful links below are TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK. You've been warned.
Shinobi Skin Flick [NSFW via NSFW Bizarre Japan]