The Rumor: martin85 over at GameTrailers.com Forums writes, "so my friend is working as an intern editor at maxim and he says that jade will grace the cover of december's issue which will feature "girls of gaming"! she will also have her own spread showing her in a green an white striped bikini in an exotic local (montreal). it will also feature other hot women in the gaming industry as well as competitive gaming. man i can't fricken wait! i haven't jacked to still images since 1999!"
The Smash: Last night at the Assassin's Creed shindig, producer Jade Raymond personally told Guest Editor Geoff Keighley that those rumors were totally untrue and that she's never do something like that. She actually seemed somewhat offended people thought she would. Ubisoft PR got so many inquiries about it almost had to issue and official statement. So, while this rumor so SMASHED, please don't rule out Creative Director Patrice Desilets' Maxim spread!










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Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn...
I don't know why anyone would believe that rumor was true. Why the hell would someone like Jade Raymond, who actually has some credibility in the gaming industry, ruin that by posing in Maxim. I think the misunderstanding was that they had asked for her to be in it, but then she turned them down. Or maybe that guy thought if he put it on the forums it would have to be true.
Why does getting half naked ruin credibility?
well, jade shouln't be offended by the fact that people like her ... for the times i heard her talk in interviews she doesn´t seem qualified for that kind of job. Its obvious its only there for the looks and the publicity for the game (based on her looks and not the game itself)...
( by job i mean talking , not her work on the game ...)
@picture: DO WANT.
All kidding aside, I really feel bad for Jade. She's getting all this unwanted attention just because she's working on this big game and happens to be an attractive woman. It really shows that on some level we as gamers need to step back and examine how we react to these sorts of things if we want gaming to be considered an acceptable hobby by society at large. Stuff like this doesn't help disprove the stereotype that all gamers are pathetic, undersexed nerds who live in their parents' basements.
@Spilt_Milk: Because suddenly the focus is your tits and not your ability.
Did anyone else mistakingly assume that he meant Jade from 'Beyond Good And Evil'? Because I was thinking that would be pretty damn cool...
For some reason I cannot explain; I do not find her attractive in any way people make her out to be, she's cute, yeah, but she's not Maxim spread cute.
In either case, it does sound like she gets annoyed by all the horny 13 and 20 year olds spamming what they'd do to her face.
Glad she's not doing it.
@Stormrider900:
Thanks for ruining my fun.
Jade Raymond and Morgan Webb together...YES, there is a god. A gaming god.
@sinny: Agreed. She's not the best speaker in the world, but I expect many Dev Leads aren't either.
For the love of God Kotaku, tell me this is fake BEFORE I click the jump! I see the "Rumor Smash" tag now but you've still elevated my...expectations too much to have it come crashing down.
I still dont get why people get so worked up about Jade Raymond, I mean sure as far as game designers go she's the prettiest girl in the room but beyond that... meh.
The "somewhat offended" thing was just an act I bet. To the contrary, she must feel quite proud that people thought she would do that. I bet she's even considering it now.
"...man i can't fricken wait! i haven't jacked to still images since 1999!"
yep. -_-;
I don't care, as long as I have the game next Tuesday.
have some respect
@UNDERSTAR: Man, I'm not trying to insult anyone or anything, but I'm just saying I'm sure she has to struggle to be taken seriously because of stuff like this, and that's unfortunate.
Patrice Desilet has fantastic tits.
@mowh:
I agree with everything you stated. Come on, people, if you want naked girls, they're all a click away.
As for Jade, she's probably more creeped out by questions like that, than anything. She shouldn't have to deal with that.
@Stormrider900: Do you watch professional sports? Ever hear of the correspondent Erin Andrews? Really hot sideline reporter and she deals with this stuff every day. Kotaku sister site Deadspin talks about her all the time. This is not indicative of gaming culture, just male culture in general, which is amplified by the anonymity of the internet.
Also, Jade would be a fool to think that her looks didn't help to get here where she is. She obviously has a lot of talent besides being hot (like me). We all know she isn't the best speaker, but I at least believe she is smart enough to know how she got where she is.
lol consider that last line documented for any future "roasting" done to bashcraft.
@Stormrider900: Just because gamers start panting and frantically rubbing their groins every time they see "the only female in gaming" doesn't mean they're pathetic, undersexed nerds who live in their parents' basements...or no wait, yes it does.
@Stormrider900: "We as gamers?" I think you mean, guys in general...
@ChickenOfTheSea: Goddamn right....
I'm so sick of Jade Raymond and Ubisoft and their Frag dolls. She's a very pretty girl. Get over it.
Call me dumb, but who's the ladydude in the foto?
Hell, someone could write their thesis on the way that Jade Raymond is treated by the gaming media and the reactions of gamers to her.
@edb87:
Not Jade. NOT JADE.
they almost had to issue an official statement? oooh, this can't be good. she should probably look into hiring some armed bodyguards to fend off all the disappointed/outraged fans hellbent on turning this rumor into a reality.
Dam rumors
At least she is not dumb.
@edb87: I dunno but it looks strangely familiar... Almost like...
NO, it couldn't be...
This article as a whole creeps me out, though that picture on an article saying I won the computer would still leave me creeped out.
that picture makes me want to throw up lol
Nice pic
/fap
Am I the only one that doesn't find Jade that attractive? I'm thinking it has to be because she showcased Assassin's Creed.
She's too classy for that stuff.
OMG WOMEN CAN HAVE BODIES AND CAREERS!
Why does one instantly have to imply offense from the other?
Best article picture ever wwwwwwwww. Not sure I have laughed so hard in so long.
@Spilt_Milk: Something like that would hurt her credibility mostly because she's a part of the Game Industry to begin with. In comparison to numbers of men, you don't find as many women in the Game Industry, and that very same Industry has been having trouble for the last decade or two figuring out how exactly to cater to a female market without just sticking games marketed for guys in a pretty pink box and calling it a "girl's version".
Women outside the industry thinking about entering it, or women looking to start playing electronic games, will almost guaranteed be discouraged by this. It would be bad for her, for the industry, and for the future of women and gaming.
Just had a class on this subject at the end of last week, actually.
As good looking as Jade is, I wouldn't want her doing that stuff, like RBZSFG said, she IS too classy for that, which is a good thing. I love Jade and have much respect for her.
@GreenCard200: I think it's that whole different kinds of hot thing. Like porn chick is disgusting hot, then there's dirty hot, bad hot, regular hot, good girl hot, classy hot, etc. etc. So yeah not sure where I was going with that but probably one of the odder things I've said lately.
@tetrahedron:
"Just because gamers start panting and frantically rubbing their groins every time they see "the only female in gaming" doesn't mean they're pathetic, undersexed nerds who live in their parents' basements...or no wait, yes it does."
Priceless. Thanks for a good laugh, man.
"man i can't fricken wait! i haven't jacked to still images since 1999!"
That has got to be the most awkward piece of writing I have seen in some time.
Producers don't have to be the smartest person in the room. They just have to make sure everyone does their job and the project is running smoothly. Very few producers were once programmers.
roflmao that's freaking awesome, i love htat line.
"man i can't fricken wait! i haven't jacked to still images since 1999!"
Haha.. poor girl. Never gets a break huh?
As punishment, whoever started spreading this rumor should have to compile a "Men of Gaming" swim suit collection.
Gabe Newell will be the July centerfold.
She's not even that hot. There are plenty of gaming girls that are way more attractive and alot easier to date.
@edb87: Patrice Desilets.
ahahaha I like how Ashcraft just HAD to quote the last part.