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Gentlemen, grab your beer coozies and mirrored sun glasses! Ladies, pull down your tube tops and shake those jublies to the sky, it's time for some good old fashioned ROCK AND ROLL!!
We're going all the way back to 1984 with rock god Ronnie James Dio and his classic song Last in Line. Featuring a leading man/delivery boy with hair that would make Willie Ames jealous, Dio takes us to Hell in an elevator. Hell apparently consists of shuffling dead people with shopping carts, cruel demon overlords, and Dio himself in some sort of weird Egyptian collar thing. Of the many tortures inflicted upon the damned, the most cruel are probably the brain frying electric guitar, people shackled to video games that electrocute you if you lose and prolonged exposure to the face and hair of Ronnie James Dio.
Now, press play and prepare to ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!
