1Up rounded-up a bunch of punk-ass kids to mock gaming history in their second installment of Child s Play. The six kids, aged 10 to 13, got a chance to sit down and play such classics as Star Wars, Defender and Adventure and then shit on them. Here s a little outtake from their time with the first-ever role playing game, Adventure:

Bobby: A duck ate me.
EGM: What ate you?
Parker: A pink duck.
EGM: What if we told you the ducks were supposed to be dragons?
[Everyone laughs]
Parker: Ah-you're trapped. You'll be eaten by the duck.
EGM: Don't you use your imagination right now to imagine that's a warrior running around?
Garret: No. It's hard to make the comparison.
Bobby: He gets eaten by evil ducks. Or "dragons." How could you think he's a warrior.
Rachel: It's hard to make comparison between a little dot and then jumping to Zelda and the new and improved games.

Child s Play II [1Up.Com]