Jacob Woods is a lucky boy. When wandering into his local Wal-Mart recently, he bought NBA Live 06 for the PSP. However, he walked out with some pornography UMD instead.

Wal-mart's very apologetic, stating that the company will exchange the porn for the actual game, and issue a stern WTF memorandum to the manufacturer. Jacob's father, Tony, reacted by immediately allowing his pupils to stigmatize into giant dollar signs: he's called a lawyer.

We don't think this is an opportunity to rebuff Wal-Mart for selling hardcore pornography to a minor. Rather, we think it's an opportunity to slap Jacob Woods as hard up the head as possible: what kind of red-blooded American boy finds that he just hit the T&A jackpot, then immediately goes sniveling to his dad? That UMD should have been cherished, hidden deep within his own body if necessary, to avoid discovery! Of course, we suppose it could have been granny porn... making this story at least a tad more explicable. Florian Eckhardt

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