By Luke Plunkett, 8:40 AM on Wed Nov 15 2006, 1,227 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Oh come on. You can't wait a week?

Riders (well...readers) have reached us from New York, bearing word that there are PS3s for sale all over Chinatown. This is launch stupidity at its stupidest. It's only days until the PS3 launches at retail price, with a US warranty.

If you didn't muster the foresight to pre-order one locally, yet feel the urge to go buy one of these, just die already. All you've managed to do is deprive some poor Japanese gamer of their launch-day excitement. Luke Plunkett