On the fence about what new-gen system to buy? Let YouTube contributer "chadwardenn" help you! In his video "Why PS3 is better than the Wii and 360" he touches on the main reasons why you should really buy a PLAYSTATION 3. Key points? The Wii remote looks like a dildo. The Xbox 360 has no games. "Gears of War? More like Tears of War!" Oh shiiiiiii... And Halo 3? "More like Gay-lo 3!" Can't argue with that kind of logic.
But what about the price point? Six hundred dollars ain't shit to chadwardenn!
Warning: this video will hurt your brain and contains all sorts of potty mouthing. Do not watch unless you're willing to drop a few IQ points. Sadly, found on NeoGAF.










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Sadly, it seems the marketing geniuses behind "All I Want For X-Mas is a PSP" haven't learned one thing from that debacle.
Ugh, his face is already annoying enough to make me stop watching the video. Good thing I also had the sound turned off.
oh my. people should really script out what they are going to say if they want to post videos online. I'm serious, lets pass some legislature, people.
yeah he looks like a broke sonic the hedgehog
I'm sorry, you're not black nor were you raised from the ghetto. GTFO and learn to speak English. Thank you.
More like "chadtarded." Right guys? Right?
ON THE WIIMOTE:
"dude, that thing looks like a dildo"
its like even the fans want sony to fail...
I think we just saw Sony's target audience.
People like him make me ashamed for having a PS3
Well that was wiggity wiggity wack! Naw mean, nigga? =P
-Zach
@3inst3in: LOL
I think you guys are taking this too seriously. I mean, there's no way this video isn't a joke.
i'm not convinced that this isn't some sort of joke... kind of like this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP2FoNKme8M
Not even 30 seconds and I already feel my IQ lost.
Between this and anti-360 Japanese, makes me feel more of the reason not the buy the PS3.
I hate the new hip-hop culture. It's like every race wants to act black all of the sudden.
I'm so afraid of his selection of games. Maybe the only reason he liked the PS3 is because it could play his favorite game, 50cent Bulletproof.
Well i got to say that the games of the PS2 and the PS3 are getting too much sequels. all are the same game i played 6 years ago ,most boring and the only thing new is better graphics, its the true...
And did he seriously say that he was naturally blonde? And did he compare this PS3 to his "Ballin'" hair? Charles Darwin is rolling in his grave.
baaaalliin
And sadly, this is why I hate Sony fans. Most of them I have met are as ignorant as this. This video embodies everyhting that Sony's shit PR has created with their lies that the ignorant "mainstream" just eat up without a bit of research. I will agree with him about Zelda though. I love my Wii, but that game bored me to tears. Sorry, 2D Zelda is still king to me
That guy has an IQ of small dog but he makes a few valid points about Gears.
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Omg, Omg...bwhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah. Lmao, omg, omg, bwhahaahaahaahaaa...haaahaha...heh..omg, heh...lmao, bhwahahahaahahaahahahahahahaha. Hahaha, heh, haha, heh...
I hate morons like this. I watched 10 seconds and wanted to slap him.
Shiiiiiiiit yo! Dude was straight jokin! Fuck yo couch!
Wow... just wow. This is a real kickback to "All I want for Xmas is a PSP." Sony really needs to hire better viral marketers.
A true baller would just get all three systems.
He sounds like such a dick when he say "xbox 360 ain't got gaaaames, it ain't got gaaaaaaaaaames"
I just wanna punch him in the face.
A couple of days ago I got 39 seconds in before I had to stop.
Good thing I'm too lazy to look at the video.
It's people like him that give me a reason to hate PS3 fanboys.
This has done a lot more to make me not want a "PS triple" than it has to make me want one.
V-Ice was "ballin" more than this guy. This video was retarded, but I love how people get angry. Funny funny.
Shame you guys don't include the 360 defense responses, they were funnier.
Heck one guy actually made a list in his response.
This user's other video: "Chad n**** be ballin"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vs7AYAbDnw
You know this is fake right? It has to be.
I'm convinced this has to be some sort of parody or joke, but then maybe I just can't face the fact that there are people out there as stupid as that who earn enough money to be able to afford a PS3...
Thank you humanity, for destroying the fraction of a percent of faith I still have of you daily.
lol that made my day.
i am goign to go play my xbox circle and those non games.
and i will be ballin. in nab 2k7 that is
Lefty
Even if this is not a joke. I found it very funny. Just pure stupidity. "We ain't doin geometry we just trying to play some gaaaames"
obviously the coolest guy on the internets. A failure is you good sir.
This is why fanboys for any system are a problem.
Final Fantasy VII is good and Gears of Wars is for girls ? All I remember from FFVII is this war about that girl who died and how emotional it was... ;)
At the same time... he didn't even show his own PS3. Do you think the same thing that me ? Ok.
Not really funny, maybe his friends think he is if he has any. I wish for Sony that it's not another marketing test. If I was them, I would like to announce that we are not affiliated with such a retard. :P
wow! it really does lower my IQ points.
Well that's happened when you're watching someone who traded his brain for a PSTriple.
He sure does like spinning around on that chair of his.
I love how he gets ready to list of the PS"Triples" best games, but suddenly cuts to talking about Zelda, avoiding the subject completely.
I'm just gonna stick this under the "Youtube-joke-video-flame-bait" file for now.
A "True Balla" as you were probably trying to say, would have bust a few caps into this guys ass. Nicked his PS3 and anything else he could sell, purchased some weed and kicked back with his boys to laugh about the idiot he just capped. This would have been closely followed by police sirens, a blind (popin' caps over a window ledge) shoot-out through a window. A few dead Ballas and a short mention about the incident on the news at 9.
Dear ChadWarden,
Please turn in your Sony fanboy badge and gun before the end of the day. We don't want you.
Sincerely,
The Management
TO quote Sideshow Bob, "uhehuuuuheeeuhhhh" cringe, grumble,disgust!
This is clearly fake and hes just making fun of the PS3 owners who are kinda like this.
Ball in yo' worl'
Play in ar's
After reading all these comments there's absolutely no chance I'm even going to attempt to watch the video... See what damage youtubes done to the world.
I'm convinced. I'm going to buy a PSOne.
I couldn't get through 10 seconds of this video before stopping it. What a tool.
this is so obviously meant as sarcastic, how can anybody think this is for real?
actually i'm a bit scared of how so many people can get upset over something so minor.
to me this was pure comedy...
Ya'll are the ones making me lose IQ points. This was pretty funny and obviously a joke. Then again, I seriously do wipe my ass with $600, maybe ya'll are just too poor.
Dear lord, I hope this was some kind of very, very sophisticated satire.
Bet the kid doesn't even have a PS3.
PLEASE say this is fake