Running With Scissors yesterday announced the holiday release of the Postal Fudge Pack, collecting the entirety of the Postal saga plus extras into one package. Fudge Pack? Why would they call it...ooooh, butt sex. I get it! So controversial! Anyway, you get Postal, Postal 2, both sequels, the Eternal Damnation fan conversion, A Week in Paradise fan mod, and various extra tidbits all available on a multi-format DVD.

I especially like the holiday message from from Running With Scissors' CEO Vince Desi...

"Up yours and Happy Holidays from all of us at Running With Scissors!" wished a jolly Desi while hanging balls on his tree. "Just remember not to eat it all at once."

You ever have a little kid tell you a joke, and when you laugh at it they start telling the joke over and over as if it were still the funniest thing ever? Eventually you need to stop laughing, or they'll grow up and have a Uwe Boll film based on them. Hilarity ensues in the press release, after the jump. Michael Fahey

Tucson, AZ Santa Claus may ponder whether you've been Good or Bad, but Running With Scissors (RWS) CEO Vince Desi doesn't care if you were naughty or nice - he wants everybody to share in some POSTAL Holiday Fudge.

"What would Christmas be without Fudge?" he asked rhetorically. Fortunately, POSTAL fans and newcomers to the infamous franchise won't have to contemplate such a dire fate. RWS has just released the POSTAL FUDGE PACK, a special edition of the series that brings gamers the entire POSTAL saga, from the original 1997 game to the multiplayer-optional POSTAL 2: SHARE THE PAIN and the climactic POSTAL 2: APOCALYPSE WEEKEND.

But this is the gift that keeps on giving. The POSTAL FUDGE PACK also contains the soon to be legendary fan conversion, ETERNAL DAMNATION as well as the fan mod -A WEEK IN PARADISE, which melds POSTAL 2 action and APOCALYPSE WEEKEND weaponry for seven days you'll never forget.

Then, just when you thought you couldn't swallow another bite, there are the Extras - bits and pieces of POSTAL lore ranging from POSTAL BABES to our favorite video slices from the cutting room floor.

The POSTAL FUDGE PACK is available as a Windows/Linux/Mac hybrid DVD.

"Up yours and Happy Holidays from all of us at Running With Scissors!" wished a jolly Desi while hanging balls on his tree. "Just remember not to eat it all at once."

For more information on cool POSTAL products and gear, visit our new expanded site www.gopostal.com.