Advertised as "Halloween Costumes for Adults", these are clearly left over costumes from the late 80's pornography classic Super Mario Fuckers. At what point in a relationship do you feel comfortable asking your girlfriend to dress up as Princess Daisy as you, Mario, check her plumbing? Sometimes I lament that I will never have a love as pure as that: hell, I keep on having to claim to my girlfriend that my accidental slips an inch down are caused by a lack of depth perception and are not, in fact, exactly what they are... sneaky attempts at much-protested back door entry. Florian Eckhardt

Gameland Plumber [3Wishes.com] (via Alice)

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