I was leafing through the May issue of PSM (WTF May, it's not even April yet!) and I came across an article on the upcoming Tomb Raider: Legend. The Most noticeable thing about the game is that Lara Croft has once more been transformed. You guessed, she's had some more breast reduction surgery. On a positive note, she does look more like a real woman than a pistol-packing Barbie. Ummm, maybe that's not so positive.

The magazine has this great comparison shot showing the original Lara, the Angel of Darkness Lara and the new Lara. It's amazing how her breasts go from bowling balls to large oranges to, I don't know, maybe persimmons. Also her face shrinks, The original Lara had that whole smart-ass smile going, the Angel Lara has this freakishly oblong face and the new Lara, well the new Lara's head is like a third smaller which means she looks human now and not like some collection of sex symbols. Now only if gameplay improved at the same rate.

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