By Brian Crecente, 2:00 PM on Fri Mar 31 2006, 805 views (Edit, to draft, un-top, Slurp)

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This is SO wrong.

The truth behind Pokemon's popularity. That's right, Pokemon "trainers" are really just pimps.

I had a mother fucker ask me the other day, "Do you beat your Pokemon when they lose?"

I said, "Mother fucker, do I beat them when they lose? I beat them when they win."

The logic here being that if they know Im gonna whoop their ass when they win, just think of how bad that ass-whooping is going to be if they lose.

Ahhhhh, Hahahahahaha. Austin's Reel Deal, you kick ass.

The Reel Deal [Thanks Matthew]