Is that level 23 dark elf really starting to get under your skin? Did a level 32 gnome sleep with your wife? Then maybe it's time to call in the professionals. Wetworks Incorporated provides quality in-game World of Warcraft hit for a reasonable charge the delight in killing someone.

Here's what you get with our grade-A Killer package:

A screenshot of the kill
A emote of your choice
A little message whispered in the target's ear as they lay dying.

Alliance characters only please, and no one over level 52. We're only the undead afterall.

Make sure you check out the original WoW forum posting for the full list of complete assignments and future targets. Ain't ordering hits fun?

The Big Hit [WOW Forums]

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