This is why I love writing Kotaku: My readers are all way smarter than I am. I posted a blip yesterday about a World of Warcraft clan using their scurvy pirate-speak skills to befuddle an intrusive gaming monitor. I bemoaned the fact that I couldn t find the entire text. Well, most of my readers could, because they re smart(er).

The full dialogue is great. I especially love when the GM starts getting uppity, spurring all of the pirates to spit on her. Then they tell her that spitting is a pirate sign of respect.

Who knew?

Pirate s Sign of Respect [Some Guy]

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