Nice bit of banter right there.

what a cute goat...

Good to see Warren Ellis has continued to grow progressively more bizarre since The Authority and such.

Hopefully he doesn't spiral into Alan Moore territory, though.

Wait, what? When the f**k did we have icecream?

Well, I mean they aren't showing any goat lovin

It's just in the dialog.

Besides, PETA would be in over themselves if they really showed that.

God I love goat fucking, it just adds so much to the story.

This better not be some pg13 "you only hear the goat being fucked off camera" stuff.

I thought we would have all learned something from Sony Greece.

"Mmmm ... you can REALLY taste the goat!"

- HS

It could have been nice to use Hideyuki Kikuchi the creator of Vampire Hunter D to make the scenario.

Warren Ellis=so frakkin good that I would be interested if the entire thing is about goats (in general, not just fucking) and Dracula and Belmont show up in the last couple pages looking bewildered.

His recent comic Nextwave was hilarious, and needs to be made into game form as either a Castlevania style side scroller (maybe thats how he's taking his check from this) for multiple systems or as some type of nightmarish 3rd person shooter/minigame compilation for the Wii. I want a minigame where you have to help Dirk Anger do all the sick, wrong things that he apparently has to do to fight terrorism, like put on his nice sundress or release the attack koalas...does that make me a freak?

Id wager my soul,my testicles and a pony that this will be better than the paul anderson fuck fest that will be castlevania the movie.

@Lethal_Dosage: Dude, he's pretty close. While he hasn't done the pornographic children's tale (Lost Girls) like Moore, his first prose novel (Crooked Little Vein) does have Godzilla bukkake in it.

Let that sink in. Godzilla. Bukkake.

I love Internet Jesus.

That was awesome, seriously. The world needs more goat-fucking jokes in movies.

@jaredgood1:

I must've "missed" that one. My comic selections are VERY picky these days.

I guess the next logical question is if Godzilla is the...bukkakee...or bukkaker?

Interesting...

@Lethal_Dosage: You've made the image that much worse.

@Lethal_Dosage: I can't spoil it. But if you do like Ellis, check the book out (it's a nice little detective story about finding the real Constitution). It totally explains all the sick, crazy crap he's been filing under "research material" on his website for the last year.

Lol, goatsex.....reminds me of a website.....

When I first read the headline, I saw "Blahblahblah Rife with Goatse".
I was not amused.

@Samaridino: Paul Anderson is no longer involved with that one, so I hear.

I smell Oscar!

What is a man, but a miserable pile....
oh, sorry, wrong context.

@wildweasel: Not directing,but he still wrote it...which is just as bad really.

Im Greek whats wrong with sony greece, Also roasting lambs is a celebration tradition in parts of europe.. Lets not give credit to Sony for a tradition that stems back over 2000+ years.

No one is allowed to make any Castlevania movies featuring Alucard until Cindy Crawford's son grows up and gets some acting lessons:

[thesuperficial.com]

Yes, the blonde one. Yes, that's a boy.

Maybe it was a typo? Maybe the movie will just be full of goatse instead?

Trevor Belmont? They should do Richter instead.

Yay for bowel disruptor whips.

What the FUCK?

It's called inter-species erotica, you pricks...

yeah, I liked Clerks II...

There's no way in hell I will watch this if it has Goat sex, of any kind, even Goat on Goat.

But I doubt it will have any, so I most likely won't watch it.
I didn't say it's see it if it didn't have it did I?

@starky00: Dude, no, Trevor is so way cooler than Richter.

And not to mention Richter was not even *in* Castlevania III, which this movie is said to be based around... (Still kinda peeved that Grant won't be in it, but oh well.)

Hey, this IS Warren Ellis. He does these things.

Ah yes, needlessly edgy. Having to generate edgy press already? How damned bad is this movie going to be?

That doesn't seem edgy to me. Sounds like good bar-dialogue. Tasteless, humorous, and implies bestiality.

@ladeeda: Crikey that is creepy. I wonder if he'll look like that in 15 years???

@Dr.Chocobo:

Isn't PETA about the love of animals? :P

rofl