How do you get otaku worked up over a new cutesy PC porn game? Try a mini-van with a crummy sticker on the side. To promote its upcoming title Tenku Symphonia 2, game maker Cocktail Soft has sent a caravan across Japan. Late last week, the van rolled into Osaka's Den-Den Town. The van and its door-stickers have actually made me not want to buy this game—not that I was in the market for Tenku Symphonia 2 anyway (I missed the first one). They're probably going to spend more on gas than this CD Rom will rake in. Brian Ashcraft

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