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Japanese gamers are getting hyped up for the Square-Enix Party 2007, just a few weeks away, an event packed to the gills with all things Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest. Today, Square-Enix revealed the buyable goodies that they'll shill at the event, including that lovely little Dragon Quest Swords Silver Ring (for 14000 yen) you see pictured above. Not only does it grant the wearer with extra nerd cred when playing the upcoming Wii game, it features an area effect of +1 year of virginity. Nice drop!
The rest of the stuff is pretty typical logo-ridden crap, with Ivalice Alliance clocks, Dragon Quest key rings and Full Metal Alchemist stamps rounding out the goods, but if you've got a friend going, have him pick up one of those rings.
Square-Enix Party 2007 News [Square-Enix Japan]
