Is it just me or is Kasumi a big whore? You can buy the Dead or Alive babe s bikini, her sexy poseable GoGo figurine, a squishy pillow that allows you to lay your head on her resplendent bosom and now a 3D gel mouse pad that lets you rest your wrist in-between her cleavage.

A lovely bikini for your girlfriend. (Girlfriend not included.)

Bend her, move her, touch her. Get a room!

A little something for your bedroom.

And a little something for your office.

In case you're not sure how to use the mousepad, the folks at ChestRest, who make them, have included some basic Dos and Don'ts.

Do place your wrist between Kasumi's well-endowed breasts.

Don't hug and then fall in love with Kasumi's breasts.

DON'T even think about placing her breasts against your crotch and then pumping your arm in the air while shouting: Woo! Woo! Woo!

Why doesn t she get it over with and start turning tricks at $20 a pop?

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Final: Who won the first women's fencing medal ever for the United States, taking home a gold, and when?

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