Okay, you've got the dress, the hair, and the moves. Still feel like yer missing something? Costume mega-retailer Cospa is here to help. "Becup" is a pad to give costume fetish ladies what they need, where they need it. From the website:

With the pad, super volume up your bust naturally.

What the hizzy heck does "super volume up" mean? Sounds like hair spray. Also, since when did Chung Li start doing iPod ads? I'm sure there are lawyers at Apple just itching to pounce on this. Pounce boys, pounce!

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—B.A.

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