I get up this morning, I rub my eyes, I get a cup of joe. I sit down, boot up my PC, and BAM. Best news of the week. Phantom Hourglass gets an English-language date. The news was so nice I had to read it twice. Reading it twice, you start to notice things. Things you missed in the initial excitement of the Zelda announcement. Things like a sneaky little footnote by Nintendo saying Metroid Prime 3 has slipped to August 27, a full week later than originally announced. A week! I expect rioting in the streets.

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