Nothing like turning machinima into advertising. Heavy.Com has a movie out that stars Kratos from the God of War game as Ron Johnson, a Bob Villa-like character who talks you through the ins and outs of weapon use. In episode one of Pimp My Weapon Johnson tests out the chain swords on his buddy. Here are some choice excerpts from said target:

Ouch Christ in heaven that kills. Aawww, crap on a stick I give. You broke my bleeping coccyx

And remember, when you're eviscerating your pal with dual chain swords, always wear approved eye protection.

Pimp My Weapon [Heavy]

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