From the man who brought us Ultima Online gold for tsunami relief, comes UO gold for a chance to see a bald cross-dresser. Crazy Joe has promised to shave his head if the donations reach one billion in UO gold. If the donations top 1.5 billion he says he'll pose for a picture in full drag. CJ says he will sell all of the UO gold on eBay and donate the cash to Red Cross for help with the tsunami relief effort.

Come on people, pony up that gold. It s been a long time since I ve been young enough or drunk enough to see a grown man shave his head and slap on a house dress.

As if a shaved head weren t enough [Crazy Joe, thanks Angel]

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