Mark Shurtleff, Utah's GameCube-playing Atternoy General superstar, could probably kick your ass at Mario Kart.
He's also starring in a delightfully simple commercial telling angry, anti-gaming parents to quit their damn whining (my interpretation, not his words) and employ a little parental supervision of their kids. Basically: read the ESRB ratings on a game box, that's what they're there for.
Common sense FTW.











