Cliff Bleszinski (pictured above, after falling into that machine from The Fly with Crecente and Cary Ewles from Robin Hood: Men in TIghts), giving women and tailors the world over nightmares:

I have a 40 ft. hard-on for original IP and that's what Gears of War is.

Righto. Um. Yeah. I love the vivid imagery here, but I'm going to raise an erection objection. Not to the 40ft. thing, (hey, if you've got it, flaunt it..within reason, though, 40ft is hazardous) but the "Gears is original IP" thing. Come on Cliffy, it wasn't the recycled, cliched sci-fi that sold Gears, it was the camera, the controls, the cover and the chainsaw.

He moves on from cock imagery to say he's very busy now on his next project: " I think my plate will probably be full the next couple of years working on what I'm working on". Mysterious. A line-clearing puzzle game? Let's hope so! Luke Plunkett

Gears of war man is going to be busy on his next game for "the next couple of years" [Games Radar]