Sorry boys. Nintendo? Not for you. Not anymore. This Touch Generations business, it's taken the company from your sweaty, fumbling hands and given it over to image-obsessed, whiny, teenage girls. Read. And know that I, too, thought this was two separate press releases:
Nintendo have teamed up with Girlfriend [Australian teen girl mag], so you can sample the Nintendo DS and Wii at the Girlfriend Model Search and play some of the latest and greatest games!Make sure you get down to the 2007 Girlfriend Schwarzkopf LiveColour Model Search roadshow in your capital city for your chance to get discovered and become Australia's next international modelling sensation! Bring all your mates, enter the model search and treat yourself to a full day of fun, glamour and pampering. Check out the locations and be sure to lock away the date in your dairy!
Aspiring models and Nintendo? I never thought it would come to this.
GIRLFRIEND IS COMING TO YOUR TOWN! [Nintendo Australia]









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Wait a minute. Aspiring models and Nintendo? I'm clearly in the wrong continent!
I think videogames need some positive responses and news from wherever, so this is not all that bad. But it still could render a ridiculous image of Nintendo to all the hardcore fans and gamers.
Oh, I like girls. Much. And videogames. This is sort of like when my girlfriend and me team up to play some 360. Not that it would be frequent or anything :/
Welp, Nintendo got the fan girls. Everyone else is t3h d00m3D!!
I feel kind of ashamed to own a DS Lite now. :P
Mean Girls = AWESOME
beware, armageddon draws near!
but yet where is Super Paper Mario....?
Wow, that picture is hot. Especially with Lindsey Lohan back when she looked good...
I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.
Wait... what?
Oh, we're talking about Nintendo, my mistake!
@KraazyCraig:
I lol'd extremely hard at that question.
This lack of SPM is making me delusional.
girls suck, they have cooties.
hahaha, omganimalcrossing!! funny stuff luke
A girl liking a video game console system is more of a godsend, one would think, for the average, hormonal boy with a budget.
We don't want earrings anymore or fancy jewels. No! We want cheaper things than diamonds like the latest cute game or a fashionably colored portable console.
Revel in this. Instead of pillow talk she'd rather duel pokemons? Not too bad, eh....
Yes (back then), yes, yes, yes
I think dudes text messinging is more girly.
Oh yea, and we can't have women playing video games, can we?
And guys wonder why girls don't like to play video games. Maybe if they weren't so hostile to the slightest feminine influence, they might have better luck. I know a lot of fellow gaming girls that don't even talk about their hobby online because the response is so vicious. This article isn't helping.
ZOMG would it be weird if I say I loved Mean Girls -__-
:P
Where are all the misogynistic kotaku-ites?
I'm waiting for their most-assuredly hilarious comments.
@Rebochan:
Viscous? As in "omg where do u live omg a/s/l??"
I know a few girls who game myself, and they never worry about going online or talking about it (No one has to know you're a girl after all). But then again, they don't exactly fall into the Mean Girls category.
It's from Mean Girls? Holy crap, and here I got it confused with a screencap from the Bratz movie. Time I studied up on those teen girl movies.
I got dibs on the 2 on the right side.
They can waggle my wiimote all they want...
Seriously... this is just a press release. It doesn't suggest that even 1 girl will play those demo units.
Mean Girls = Hot
Nintendo = Cool
Text Messages = Gay (Males that do it a lot)
Ah...it's another marketing ploy which I'm sure will get some type of good response somewhere. I've also noticed a scary trend lately that most of the marketing-of-video-games-to-females revolves around the portable gaming device towards "image-obsessed, whiny, teenage girls"(I liked the way you put it). Perhaps that's just me, however.
Though, I wouldn't mind having a blinged out Pink DS for kicks. That would be, like, totally rad.
Mean Girls is a choice movie.
Its all good. I can always invite some ladies to come play with my Wii
>D
Austrailian girls must be beyond excitement.
How is this a bad thing? I would gladly sell my PS3 or 360 (if I had bothered to buy either) to sneak my way into that crowd :D
Aspiring models and Nintendo?
Its finally happening!!! they said i was mad when i told them this day would come, and now here it is... GAMERS WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO TALK TO POPULAR GIRLS!!!
It may be too late for me now, but it doesnt matter, im glad to be alive to see it happen :D
I already knew Nintendo was for girls. :P
I know alot of girls that have a DS and Wii. It should be no suprise by now that Nintendo just appeals to more guys and girls than the other consoles. Like this one for example,
@NotSoCool: Ha ha. Your funny. Now get a life.
Whoa, talk about misplaced entitlement!
Just because Nintendo doesn't ignore 50% of the population, they are accused of "taking away" from the boys?
'You can't sit with us!!!'
Hmmm.. last time I was in Australia the girls were rather nice. Oz girls + Nintendo can only be a win/win for me.... hehe ;P
Nintendo is for girls?
So about that game... the one where you touch witches... Doki Doki (something) was it...
Motion sensing... touching... rumble... what has this world come to...
Pre-crack whore / alkie Lindsay Lohan?!
I'm totally there.
As for the actual content: Non-gaming women do love the DS and Wii; they even find it.. interesting. Not as interesting as a Nora Roberts book or Kathy Griffin, but interesting.
If Nintendo really wants to sell Wiis to them, all they need to do is make a Wii Remote powered version of Tetris for the Wii.
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