MTV's Stephen Totilo wholly rejects Nintendo's underhanded scheme to burn away at the posterior flab that has built up through so many couch-based gaming sessions. How so? Instead of letting The Man tell him how to play Wii Fit, Totilo bravely performed a sit-in... err, sit-on at Nintendo's E3 suite showing of its Wii Balance Board controlled non-game.

How's the ass-feel? Seems like cheeks will easily replace feet for at least one of Wii Fit's mini-games meaning your calorie output can be maintained at body softening levels. Take that, cardiovascular fitness! You, too, muscle tone.

Video Exclusive: Wii Fit Played While Seated [Multiplayer Blog]

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