Yes, Nintendo just sent us an e-mail with the title "Wii And Zelda Porn". After sprinting for the tissues while the pictures downloaded, I couldn't have been more disappointed to return and view the contents. Instead of sexy photos of a shirtless oiled Link whipping out his "Master Sword" or freaknasty pics of Zelda with an octorok, we got photos from Nintendo's production and distribution facility in North Bend, Washington. Cue slide whistle sound here.

Actually, it's a pretty cool look at the massive amounts of Twilight Princess being shipped to your game retailer of choice. Check out the photo gallery for more. Michael McWhertor

Wii And Zelda Porn (Unfortunately Totally Safe For Work)

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