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Nintendo is hiring! They're specifically looking for an assistant to the Nintendo of America president who—let me check the Nintendo corporate bios—just happens to be Reginald Fils-Aime.
The ideal applicant will be bilingual in Japanese and English, have excellent Microsoft Office skills, know the correct pronunciation of Fils-Aime, and show the "ability to relay information with tact and diplomacy". This isn't some cushy job that will involve playing DS games at your desk while occasionally sweeping up the Reggie-kicked asses that clutter the NOA hallways. This is hard work.
If you think you have the organizational and communication chops to support Reggie, apply online from the job posting.
Mission #3: Read this carefully. I ate two meals with Pikachu faces on them. Meal one had a miso base with two Pikachu faces in it. The second meal had salmon and rice in it and might go good with faux liquor. How many small pink and yellow Pikachu faces were in the second meal (a bowl of soup with rice)?
Job Description - Assistant To The President [via Aussie Nintendo]
