Our Alice points to one of her favorite eBay sellers, a Nintendo fangirl named "Princess Peach." The pink one is auctioning off photos of herself in full Peach gear. She's even offering poses on demand.

For a set charge of 9.75 I will perform a pose of your choice and the photo is yours to keep! You may want me to mimic a classic Peach action or hold up a sign with your name on saying how much YOU rock! Or perhaps you require a picture for your website or blog? I have Nintendo-themed props such as huge chain chomps, bullet bills and bob-ombs! The possibilities are endless! You may even want to fool people into thinking I m your girlfriend!

(I will perform NON-adult poses only. One photo per request).

Say, isn't that a fridge in the background?

Strike a Pose [eBay] via Wonderland

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