Nintendo cares about your safety. They also care about you not beaning your little sister in the head with your Wii-mote and grinding through the impending lawsuit. That's why the company is going to great lengths to cover its ass as illustrated by today's mass e-mail, instructing mouthbreathers everywhere on how to keep their Wii controllers from rocketing at people and expensive electronics.

I think Ashcraft has it right: Nintendo needs to start shipping replacement brains to the Wii owning populace. It's the only solution!

Actually, I'm going to take this opportunity to call out the product development chumps at Nerf for not already having a Wii-mote accident preventing Nerf product on store shelves already. Missed opportunity, people!

Thanks to everyone who sent this in. Michael McWhertor

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