From Nintendo Power #31. December, 1991. First Column.

Oh, prophetic soothsayer! Tell us more about this, this... Super Mario Gal-ax-y of which you speak. Tell us more about this magical Nintendo console that can play games from past systems! Roll your eyes white, chant to arcane gods and tell us about a next generation console that will retail for between $250 and $300! Then have a little stroke and start babbling on about the rest of that crazy fanboy crap you're always spouting on about.

The last column is rather interesting, too. Although the italicized editor is cut off, he seems to be claiming that no one wants a cow-milking, breakfast-cooking, dishwashing video game console. I have a cockroach Xanadu of fungous dishes sitting in my bachelor pad sink right now that stand testament to a prospective "disgusting slob" marketshare, wiseguy.

Thanks for the scan, Brian! Florian Eckhardt

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