By Michael McWhertor, 10:45 PM on Sun Aug 27 2006, 719 views (Edit post, Set to draft, Slurp)

Copy this whole post to another site

Slurp cancel

select site advertising consumerist deadspin defamer fleshbot gay fleshbot gawker gizmodo idolator io9 jalopnik jezebel kotaku lifehacker valleywag artists gawkershop

This is almost too painful to watch. It's Wired Game|Life blogger and published author Chris Kohler tearing into not only a bottle of rum, but also, heartbreakingly, into a shrinkwrapped copy of the Game & Watch Collection for the Nintendo DS. As Chris explains, this game is only available to folks in Japan. Only members of Club Nintendo—which sadly has no North American counterpart—with 500 expendable points got their fanboy mitts on this game. Sure, its basically a port of three very shallow Game & Watch titles, but come on. This is rare stuff.

Not for the queasy. Michael McWhertor

Game and Watch Collection: Opened.