By Michael McWhertor, 7:55 PM on Sat Apr 15 2006, 1,347 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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These bags pretty much speak for themselves. They say "We are awesome bags that will hold your Nintendo DS for you. We all have caribiners that could potentially clip onto your belt loop. We are from Banpresto and if you live in Japan, you can have us. Maybe some really cool importer like Play-Asia or NCSX will bring a limited number of us to the United States, but don't hold your breath. You wouldn't know what to do with us anyway. We are that awesome."

Wow. Those bags are kind of jerks.