• By Brian Ashcraft
    Oct 18, 2007 7:40 AM 4,029
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    To: Crecente
    From: Bashcraft
    RE: A Reckoning

    Excerpt from tonight's conversation with my son:


    Mini-Bash: (coloring in a coloring book) What happened to mommy's penis?
    Me: Huh?!
    Mini-Bash: What happened to mommy's penis?
    Me: Mommy doesn't have a penis. She's a girl. Girls don't have them.
    Mini-Bash: Did it fall off?
    Me: She never had one.
    Mini-Bash: Did it fall off because she didn't take good care of it?

    Nope, not looking forward to the where-do-babies-come-from conversation in the least. NOT IN THE LEAST.

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