To: Crecente
From: Ashcraft
Subject: On the run from Johnny Law.

Today's been about playing catch up. Went to the law office to get my wife and kid's name changed. It should've been a thirty minute drive, but gobbled up several hours. Got back when the sun was setting and only have a few hours to haze Plunkett. And get this, for my wife and my kid to change their names, we have to be interviewed. After the interview, someone (dunno!) will then decide if they can change their names. Ah, bureaucracy!

Dinner was courtesy the DS. However, today I was instructed not to take pictures of the food as it was all green. Or rather, it had green stuff in it. It was delicious. But, like I said, green.

What you missed, while you slumbered:

• God of Jubblies Part II, Electric Boogaloo, NSFW, blah, blah, blah.


• Old ladies pull a Crecente and rock out to Guitar Hero


• Capcom dude gives his honest opinion on the Wii, people freak out.

Okay, so this Gizmodo Gears of War challenge is freaking the crap outta me. Namely, going against Giz's Jason Chen whose Gamerscore is around 26k. (For those keeping score, that's 26 thousand times bigger than mine.) I say since Chen has written for use before that he is property of Kotaku. Dude, we need a ringer. (AND DON'T SAY YOU ARE THAT RINGER!)

Now. I sleep with the last thought racing through my mind just before I hit the pillow: I am thinking about growing a beard.