To: Crecente
From: Bancraft
RE: Birthday

Happy birthday, dude! I hope you had a relaxing weekend. I was going to send you a Facebook present, but didn't. Those things cost real money! How about a pre-TGS beer in Tokyo?

So today is Ban Monday. A Kotaku holiday of sorts! We've been getting tons of tips from Kotakuites, and we're already banned tons. Anyway, enjoy the house cleaning! Key word: PURGE.

What you missed last night:
Poke Monster Hit
Viva Pinata DS
Low PS3 sales are good
Ban Monday! :)

Oh, I got a MacBook Pro. 17 inches — because the 15 inch model was sold out. Heh.

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