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Eliza often likes to complain that there is no pornography made for her. What she means is no one has come up with pornography involving circumcised women dressed in 1920's aviator's outfits on the bottom layer of a triple decker also including Warren Ellis being penetrated by Invader Zim.

Luckily, I'm not so picky: I'll pretty much masturbate to anything. Yet I still may have too much pride to masturbate to the Nerdcore wall calendar of bored looking, naked women pretending to like video games.

For example, consider this Dutch blonde. The socks? Huge turn on. And you can just peel one right off at the end to clean up. But look at the way she stares at you. Her eyes are filled with contempt, loathing. Actually, come to think of it, that's sort of a turn-on too. I could easy replace my last twelve relationships with this calendar of hot women who hate me. Florian Eckhardt

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