It's not often that you see a live-action Mario movie that features knife play and open-head wounds that wraps up with a touching, soul-killing song.

Brian C: I liked the mushroom bit. And the Luigi thing. That was funny. Yeah. Funny.
Brian A: I liked it too. That was really great. And mario trying to pick up Peach at a bus stop.
Brian A: Fab.
Brian C: Yeah
Brian C: It was funny
Brian C: Yeah
Brian A: Yeah
Brian Crecente

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