Forget It's a Small World. In a battle for the most annoying use of children in song, LocoRoco's theme pwns all. The deliriously happy game makes Katamari seem like a depressing Dalton Trumbo novel. There's been some debate as to what the hizzy heck the LocoRoco lyrics are. Some think they are Japanese, some think they are plain gibberish. My money's on a cute version of whatever language those baddies in Star Wars cantina scene spoke. Regardless, website Videocrab wrote all the lyrics out, happy syllable by happy syllable. No, really. Hit the jump and find out.

Title Theme

Bajumbo moi noi noi jecker
Dabatto bunkergait jun jun
Nora juerue-rotto pura-pura petto
Puraret dum dum
Papuranoi noi noi jecker
Dabatto bumperget tum tum
Ora poerketino bookeran tan-tan-so

Bokeretyo kyenturanai mimani unlalhood-cha-la
Terra hooki-ra pishi-to diki-ra poody-to
Seni-kidi koseibo
Kokorenkyo kyenturanai mimani unlalhood-cha-la
Terra hooki-ra shishi-sho tusura hajiki yo

Bajumbo moi noi noi jecker
Dabatto bumperget tum tum
Nora juerue-rotto rokorolo-petto
Pura-purarun dum dum
Papuramoi noi noi jecker
Dapatto bumperget tum tum
Ora poerketino bookeran tan-tan-so

Stage Music

Kokorachem umburnii
Tokeru shieka durou-jii
Yeah-jau rippakuratu
Zabichii nakep-puu
Jurareshi kamoorijei
Yamfooer shibarijei
Apuru shikijurapiu
Juraranoim tomobarei nimpu-yarei

Pori nirumpa yamuta
Puru sorekya anchekku
Yamu pirita shuko papurareta
Kar-bankooer-jeg
Sanii kirita yamuta
Bu-gu soresya ateku
Yamu pirita shuko papurareta
Kar-bankooer-jeg

(ko-ko ra-che)
Kokorachem umburnii
Tokeru shieka durou-jii
(Ya-to ru-pu)
Yeah-jau rippakuratu
Zabichii nakep-puu
(Ko-re pa)
Jurareshi kamoorijei
(Ko-re pa)
Yamfooer shibarijei
(Ko-re pa)
Apuru shikijurapiu
Juraranoim tomobarei nimpu-yarei
(Noim tomobarei nimpu-yarei)

Pori nirumpa yamuta
Puru sorekya anchekku
Yamu pirita shuko papurareta
Kar-bankooer-jeg
Sanii kirita yamuta
Bu-gu soresya ateku
Yamu pirita shuko papurareta
Kar-bankooer-jeg

Tani shiricha yamuta
Bu-bu borecha acheku
Yamu chiricha shupo
Papuraretar kar-bankooer-jeg

This calls for a Sims sing-a-long. Brian Ashcraft

Hear The Songs Here [VideoCrab] Thanks, IIia!

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