By Brian Ashcraft, 9:22 AM on Tue Feb 28 2006, 906 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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Think The Ring meets Nightmare on Elm Street mashed with your PS2 and some mouthy hipsters from Xbox Live. Hey, Hollywood, way to shoehorn gaming into some trite plot! The trailer for the upcoming gamesploitation film Stay Alive is online. The movie, set to hit theaters this spring, follows a group of teens as they (and I quote) "find themselves in possession of Stay Alive, a next generation horror survival video game based on the spine-chilling true story of a 17th century noblewoman known as 'The Blood Countess.'" Ya lost me at "spine-chilling," but whatever. The movie stars Frankie Muniz (Malcolm in the Middle) and Brian Crecente (pictured).

Okay, it doesn't really star Crecente, but some dude that looks like him.

Trailer Here [Apple] Thanks, Torokun!