Bear down folks, 'cause it's toilet seat time again. Uber tipster Jane, who should really be doing something other than trolling eBay for such things, lets us know that the man responsible for the Master Chief crapper cover is back at it. This time, it's the famous Mortal Kombat dragon logo, woodburned and hand painted. Other fun features: comes with brass hinges and screws, looks AWESOME, and makes a great gift. Or so he says.

Best part about this item?

***NEVER BEEN USED***

Think of the Christmas joy! Skip the insane console launches this weekend (please?) and put this baby under the tree. Michael McWhertor

Mortal Combat [sic] Toilet Seat

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