eBayers obviously have no shame whatsoever. Chris E. sent us a link to his auction featuring hand-painted artwork of Nintendo's Miyamoto as a Mii. It's not Picasso, but it's not a bad rendition of Ninty's wonder boy at all. In fact, despite my misgivings, I put a bid down on it. Would look great in my computer room, AKA the only room in the house I am allowed to decorate.

The trouble is, the auction is obviously pirated. No, the painting isn't a fake, or stolen, or made of poison, but it is pirated nonetheless. If you need proof, here is a screen I took from the auction:

Yep, definitely pirated. Friggin' pirate right there. Not only that, but they reveal Super Blogger's secret identity as Brian Crecente, putting his loved ones in grave danger should his enemies ever find out. Michael Fahey

Nintendo Wii Miyamoto Mii Acrylic Painting [eBay]