Go on. Pick your mouths up off the floor. They'll get all dirty, then you'll get sick, and nobody wants to be sick at this time of year. Especially when people ask you how you got sick, and you have to tell them it's because you care too damn much about the Japanese hardware charts and went and freaked out upon seeing that not only had the PS3 beaten the Wii again, but that the PSP had nearly caught the DS. And that's not relying on new colours or a Final Fantasy game. Those are regular, old-fashioned sales.

DS Lite: 76069
PSP: 65609
PS3: 39178
Wii: 36230
PS2: 8855
360: 6525
GBA SP: 153
GameCube: 38
DS Phat: 15

Send an email to the author of this post at .