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    Strapped-for-Cash Mario TV Ad Depresses All

    By Brian Ashcraft, 12:36 PM on Thu Jan 12 2006, 74 views

    Pure, Uncut Saddness

    So Mario whoring is nothing new. We've already seen the Italian posing with a Parco department store clock, but this time he's gone too far. Heck, even Luigi's staying away. The red-hatted plumber's appearing in a commercial that, as Cheapy D puts it, is "guaranteed to destroy your childhood." I blame Nintendo for not paying their talent decent wages. What's next? Mario in a chicken suit in front of KFC? The horror.

    Watch the Ad Here [CheapAssGamer]

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