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Aaron Stilton, intrepid Lothario and part-time ROM hacker, hacked apart Super Mario World to be a 16 bit mash note to his girlfriend. He wrote elaborate love messages in gold coins across World 1, hinting that a limo would pick her up at 7:00pm and that she should wear her sultriest pair of underpants. At 7:00pm, a limo did indeed pick her up, whisking her and Aaron away on a romantic date to see...
... the utterly, categorically terrible Da Vinci Code.
Scornful ellipsis. Astounded aposiopesis! Aaron, what the hell is wrong with you, man?
Okay, it could have been worse. He could have taken her to see Irreversible instead. But way to squander some excellent execution there, Aaron!
Using Mario to Create the Perfect Date [About.com]
