Surely that plumbing business is suffering due to huge time sink of saving that pea-brained princess (and playing soccer and baseball and dance-dancing and whatever else Mario is up to these days), as that lovable portly Italian is investing in the Thai travel sector.

Looks like he's also supplementing his income with hourly internet access and motorbike rentals. Or maybe, just maybe, someone in Thailand is less concerned about copyright infringement than they are with coming up with an original name for their fly-by-night travel shack.

Mario Travel [Flickr]

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