Whenever I need a pick me up, I take a whiff from the Final Fantasy potion bottle that I keep under the porch. And that keeps me going for a good couple of hours until I pass out from dizziness. Now, I can get a Power Up from Mario. Kotakuite Henry spotted the above beverage on a train coach in Canada. I've heard it's also sold at the Nintendo World Store in New York. The fine print on the bottom says "Product not intended for children," the back says not to imbibe more than three cans a day and warns against pregnant women drinking it. I wonder if it tastes like mushrooms. Brian Ashcraft

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