The Sex in Video Games Conference is calling for porn.. I mean art submissions for their Machinima Art Show. Ten of the submissions will be chosen and displayed over the course of the two day event at the Lodge at Union Square, Kensington Park Hotel in San Fran.

The machinima show is meant to highlight the art form and its ability to create film that showcases the melding of sex and games AKA Machinima Porn.

Right, here's my concept: G-Man, Headcrabs and a six pack of peach wine coolers. Now someone go direct this masterpiece.

Call for Submissions [IGDA]

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